Feels like it was designed for a college freshmen who's pledging into a sorority and ready to lose her virginity. The bottle design is cute but very feminine, like something you'd find at Bath & Body Works.
The website's description says it "plays well with TROJAN™ Vibrators." NAH.Īs a water-based lubricant "for women," I knew I was in trouble with this one. While the squeeze bottle allows for easy application, this is the thickest water-based gel I found at the drug store, and "thick" isn't an adjective you want being thrown around when you're sticking things in the human body where they shouldn't go. It's really hard to "free your pleasure" when you have to keep applying this stuff every other minute. I've used the warming varieties before, and they will burn your ass. This is the most basic of basic lubes you can get-a water-based liquid with a "natural" feel that dries up on you quickly. Design looks like something out of a Sears catalog in the 50s. Apparently, this doctor is the straightest doctor on the face of the Earth. The manufacturer says this is "the #1 Doctor recommended" brand of personal lubricants. Dries fast, so not ideal for anal sex, and I'd only recommend this for masturbating. It comes in a variety of flavors including unicorn spit donut-flavored, and " Boink n' Oink bacon," for those who enjoy getting their George Costanza on. Thick, gloppy, sticky feel, and a faint shampoo-like scent. This cheap, condom-friendly, water-based lube is, in my opinion, a straight-up scam. I had sex using each, and after doing God's work, I come to you with my findings. That said, I was curious: Are there any popular drugstore lubes that can do the trick, or are they only good for emergencies? To find out, I went on lube-shopping sprees at both my local drug store and my local sex store, and tried out the five most prominent brands from each. Which makes sense-there's a huge difference between the physiology of the vagina and the ass, and most drug-store lubes were designed for the former. Walk into any drug store's "family planning" aisle, and you'll be confronted by a murderer's row of boring straight people lubes that are about as effective in a butt as peanut butter.
Throughout my many years of thottery, I'll admit I've sometimes resorted to stopgaps like Vaseline and olive oil in a desperate pinch, but using household products to grease things up is never a good look. But what if you're stuck in a bind? What if you can't wait for Amazon, and there are no sex stores nearby?